Cheese In French Is Fromage- Part One.

So here it is, the moment none of you knew was even coming.  The new series of photo blog posts from Paris Fashion Week S/S 11. 

SUNSHINE SMILE- Thiago Santos is a Brazilian model who featured in last years Dior Homme by Kriss Van Assche Campaign. He’s a top bloke with a million dollar smile.

THE WORLD ISN’T SHORT OF A GOOD LOOKING FACE- As per usual this Paris Fashion Week certainly had its fair share of queues. The queue is always a great place to perfect a skill I learnt whilst queuing up for my school lunches- pushing in!

If you enjoy listening to certain American models brag about how many covers they’ve posed half topless for this year then allow me to introduce you to your Mecca.

Regularly overheard casting line conversations:

- “Are you going to Milan?” followed by “I always do so much better in Milan than Paris, it’s much more like, my market”

- “Are you going to (insert relevant designer here) casting? I hear they don’t pay well?”

- “I’m probably going to change my New York agency, I’ve been with them for two years and they haven’t got me anything for ages”

-“I’ve already been confirmed for 4 shows and on option for 2 more”

-“Wait, you’ve slept with her too?!”

MERCI DE RESPECTER LE VOISNAGE EN ESSAYANT DE NE PAS FAIRE TROP DE BRUIT.

(or in English, please respect the neigbours by not talking loudly or making to much noise)

These delightful little signs were put up five minutes after I started queuing. Can’t quite think why.

MY BIRTHDAY- Superstar model extraordinaire Cole Michael Mohr presents his version of a birthday cake, albeit minus the actual cake. However, all was not lost as he managed to make a fabulous candle arm band for me to sport for the rest of the night as we drank our collective weight in flaming shots.

THE RETURN OF THE JACO- A MOAMM photo album would not be complete without the presence of Breda’s (the fashion capital of Holland, I hear!) most famous model & my Tokyo nightclub explorer Jaco Van Der Hoven.

PART TWO COMING SOON…